Well this is just Glorious!!!

Good on Bobby Roode, Nikki Cross, and Mark Andrews!

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I got myself a Switch! Come play with me!

Thanks to some great timing by my wife, I was able to finally get my hands on a Nintendo Switch! Time to start destroying people in Mario Kart again and getting to finally play Zelda.

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The NBA Finals Had Better Be Good

After months of meaningless playoff games, tonight we finally arrived at the NBA Finals between the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is the first time in NBA history that the same teams have met in the Finals three straight years.

This is the matchup that everyone wanted to see, however it took way too long to get here. After the Warriors added Kevin Durant in the offseason, and the Cavaliers kept their core team intact it was all but obvious once the playoffs started that these two teams would meet in the Finals. However, we had to sit through months of terrible playoff games when the obvious conclusion was sitting right in front of us.

Golden State is undefeated so far in the playoffs and Cleveland lost one fluke game to Boston in the last round. Then we all had to wait nine days between games for the Finals to finally start.

I really hope that these Finals are the epic trilogy everyone wants them to be because ESPN/ABC needs something to talk about for a little while longer until football training camps start.

As for my prediction: Since February 4, The Golden State Warriors have only lost one game when their Big Four (Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Stephen Curry, and Draymond Green) have played together and that was to Sacramento in overtime. I believe with the addition of Kevin Durant, the Warriors are the best team and much to the chagrin of ESPN/ABC and Cleveland, I have the Warriors getting revenge for blowing the 3-1 series lead to Cleveland last year.

SHIBBLES’ NBA FINALS PICK: GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS IN 5 GAMES

WWE Smackdown Live Event Recap

This past Saturday the WWE brought their Smackdown brand back to the Knoxville Civic Coliseum for a live event. Through a family connection I was able to get comped third row seats which is the closest I have ever been to the action. I brought my wife Angel with me to catch all the fun and we had a great time. Here is how it all went down.

We arrived about 45 minutes before the start of the show and the place was already starting to fill up. The Knoxville Civic Coliseum has played host to many wrestling events throughout the years from WCW and the WWE to being the home base of Smokey Mountain Wrestling. Usually when the WWE comes to town for RAW or Smackdown TV they go to Thompson-Boling arena on the University of Tennessee campus as it holds about 14,000 more people. However for the live events the smaller Coliseum is much better and it was about 75 percent full as the evening got under way.

Angel is not really a wrestling fan but she really enjoys going to the shows with me. She has been to a live RAW and a local independent show and has had a good time. She does not really know much about the storylines or wrestling logic so hearing her comments all night was great and I will add some of her takes from the show as well.

Dasha Fuentes was the host/ring announcer for the evening. Before the show there was a Twitter poll for fans to vote on which match from the previous Wrestlemania they wanted to see before the show. AJ Styles vs. Shane McMahon won easily over Cena/Nikki vs. The Miz/Maryse and Orton vs. Wyatt with over 60 percent of the vote because that was the only good match to chose from. Once the highlights were over and the National Anthem was played, it was time for the show to officially start.

Match 1: Breezango d. The Colóns

Angel thought Breezango were male strippers coming out in police uniforms until I explained that they were the fashion police. I think Angel was disappointed that they would not be ripping off their pants to reveal G-strings. I had to remind her that this was a family show. As for the match it was a pretty straight forward tag match with the Colóns dominating Tyler Breeze before he made the hot tag to Fandango and he won the match with the Falcon Arrow. Breeze did the bit where he was laying prone and about to receive a top rope attack from Epico but rolled to the opposite corner. He did that four times drawing bigger laughs each time. Solid opener.

Match 2: Mojo Rawley d. Aiden English

English came out and did the standard heel bit of trashing the town and talking about how they do not appreciate him as an artist before trying to sing. My wife said he reminded her of a weird theatre guy and that he was as white as Michelangelo’s David. Rawley was his usual hyped self and won a hard fought match with a running forearm smash in the corner. After the match, Aiden called out anyone in the back wanting a win so the crowd could appreciate his art, which brought out…

Match 3: “Sin Cara” d. Aiden English

“Sin Cara” came out in a full smokey grey and orange (University of Tennessee colors) bodysuit and beat English with a senton bomb from the top in about 30 seconds. Angel and I both agreed that it was probably one of the Colón cousins in the bodysuit.

Match 4: Luke Harper d. Erick Rowan

This was hands down the worst match of the night. Both guys plodded along with nothing really of note happening until Harper won with the Discus Clothesline. Angel was pretty much creeped out by both guys.

Match 5: Shinsuke Nakamura and Sami Zayn d. Baron Corbin and WWE CHAMPION JINDER MAHAL

Accompanied by the Singh Brothers, WWE CHAMPION JINDER MAHAL came to the ring first and talked about how he was getting such little respect as champion and then spoke punjabi. His promo did get some very solid heel heat from the Knoxville crowd.

Zayn got a very strong pop on his way to the ring but that was immediately surpassed by the pop Nakamura got when his music hit. It was nice to see Nakamura get a strong reception from a crowd that overall might not be as familiar with his work in Japan and NXT as I or other “smart” fans may be. Angel really likes Nakamura and thinks he just oozes charisma.

As for the match, it was another standard tag match with Zayn and Corbin doing much of the heavy lifting. At the beginning, Corbin challenged Zayn to a test of strength and won easily. After seeing the much smaller Zayn get dominated like that, Angel replied, “Nakamura is going to lose because he has an idiot for a partner.” Mahal was in the match very little and seemed to be protected as the Singh Brothers ran interference. Nakamura eventually got the hot tag and cleaned house, hitting Corbin with the Kinshasa and scoring the pin. Definitely the best match of the night.

Once the ring was clear it was time for intermission which was good because it was already 900 and the venue stops selling beer at 915.

Match 6: Becky Lynch and Charlotte Flair d. Natalya, Tamina, and Carmella

While there may be booking problems with many in the women’s division, that really did not seem to matter as pretty much every little girl in the building popped for Becky and Charlotte and yelled for much of the match.

It was another standard tag match with Charlotte getting the hot tag and the rollup pin on Natalya after heel miscommunication. Angel being an analytical math Phd was not fond of the match because the teams were uneven.

Match 7: Tye Dillinger d. Dolph Ziggler

Dillinger was booked as the face here but much of the crowd was cheering for Ziggler. I think that was because much of the fan base was not as familiar with the Perfect 10. Angel preferred Dillinger because we wore a speedo and Ziggler had on pink.

This one was definitely the most even match of the night as both guys went back and forth until Dillinger got the pin with a small package after arguing with the referee for too long.

Main Event for the United States Championship: AJ Styles d. Kevin Owens (c) via DQ

Styles had the biggest pop of the night as the Knoxville crowd loves its long haired southern boys. Owens got underneath the crowd’s skin by bailing out of the ring multiple times at the beginning of the match. As a whole the match was good but not great as it got bogged down with too many rest holds by Owens in the middle. In the end Owens got frustrated and hit Styles with a chair to draw the DQ and keep his championship. However, Owens spent too much time on the microphone afterwards which allowed Styles to hit him with the Phenomenal Forearm and Styles Clash to send the crowd home happy. Happy that is until a huge thunderstorm hit the area just as everyone was getting to their cars.

Overall it was a very fun way to spend a Saturday night as the faces won every match and the crowd seemed to enjoy themselves throughout. Angel told me she liked this Live Event better than the RAW show because everything kept moving along instead of having all the breaks for TV, plus besides the main event, all the finishes were clean.

I hope everyone enjoyed my review. See you next time!

-Shibbles

Ranking the 7 Roger Moore James Bond Films

British actor Rodger Moore passed away Tuesday at the age of 89. Many in the US first got to know him as Simon Templar in the TV series The Saint, however he is most well known for playing the role of MI6 Secret Agent James Bond in seven movies from 1973-1985.

He was the third man to become agent 007 after Sean Connery and George Lazenby. I personally have him as the third best Bond behind Connery and Daniel Craig. Moore’s Bond character was much more polished and smooth than the one played by Connery. However in some of his later Bond films it came off very campy. Still, he has starred in more Bond films than anyone else as 007 so let’s rank them all.

7. A View to a Kill (1985)

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Moore’s last movie as 007 was also his worst. At age 57, Moore ran around the streets of San Francisco with a young Tanya Roberts in an effort to stop the evil industrialist Max Zorin, played by Christopher Walken, from detonating explosives beneath the lakes along the Hayward and San Andreas faults, which would cause them to flood, causing the Silicon Valley area to be permanently submerged underwater, therefore giving Zorin and his investors a monopoly on the microchip industry. The climactic battle in a blimp above the Golden Gate bridge was less than exciting. My favorite parts however were Grace Jones as May Day and the theme song, “A View to a Kill” by Duran Duran.

6. Octopussy (1983)octopussy-poster

This movie, besides the title, which usually just makes me roll my eyes instead of snickering, is just kind of meh. In the middle of the Cold War, Bond is tasked with stopping a plan to force Europe to disarm, by detonating a nuclear weapon (huh?) in the middle of a circus. Nothing is entirely memorable except for Bond dressing up as a clown and a reused Bond girl in Maud Adams who was in The Man with the Golden Gun four movies earlier.

5. Moonraker (1979)

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A solid movie until the third act when the producers obviously were looking to cash in on the post-Star Wars money by making JAMES BOND IN SPACE!!! 007 is charged with investigating the theft of a space shuttle which leads him to Hugo Drax who wants to use the stolen shuttle and his own craft to wipe out earth with nerve gas and then repopulate it with several dozen genetically perfect people onboard his space station to create a master race. The space battle scene looks like a high school film project when compared to anything in Star Wars. With the help of Dr. Holly Goodhead (phrasing), Bond saves the day and gets to have some zero gravity sex.

4. Live an Let Die (1973) 

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This was Moore’s debut as 007 and he is sent to investigate the deaths of three British agents, taking him to Harlem, New Orleans, and the Caribbean in pursuit of Dr. Kananga who plans to take over the worldwide heroin trade. The producers were looking to cash in on the popularity of Blaxploitation movies at the time and it seems very heavy handed in places. However, the movie has Alligators, Voodoo, an awesome boat chase, a stunning  Bond girl in a young Jane Seymour, and one of the best title songs ever, this time sung by Paul McCartney and Wings. Definitely worth a watch.

3. The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

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Yes it has a weak plot where 007 needs to stop the Solex Agitator which can harness the power of the sun. Yes it has one of the most useless Bond girls in Britt Ekland’s Mary Goodnight. However, this movie does have Christopher Lee playing famous assassin Francisco Scaramanga who wants nothing more than to duel with 007. Lee is just awesome in every scene he is in and the showdown between Scaramanga and his golden gun verses James Bond and his Walther PPK was wonderful.

2. For Your Eyes Only (1981)

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After the sci-fi schlock of Moonraker, 007 returned to his roots with less slapstick and a more realistic harder edge. A movie filled with Cold War implications, 007 must retrieve the missile command system ATAC before the Soviets do. Moore is great here with one of his best moments as he kicks a bad guy’s car off a cliff (with the bad guy still in it). Just ignore the teen ice skater’s crush on 007 and let Archer deal with that instead.

1. The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

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One of my all time favorite Bond movies, this was Moore at his best as 007. After British and Russian submarines are stolen, Bond has to reluctantly team with smoldering KGB agent Anya Amasova (Agent Triple X..cough) played by Barbara Bach. They discover a plot by Karl Stromberg to launch the submarines’ nuclear missiles at New York and Moscow simultaneously, thereby triggering World War III while he starts a brand new civilization under the ocean. As they try to stop Strombeg, Amasova discovers Bond killed her lover in Austria (during the opening sequence of the movie which concluded with an awesome ski jump) and vows to kill Bond once the mission is over. At the end, Bond is way too awesome to die so he gets the girl and saves the day.

This movie is the perfect balance of everything that makes James Bond great. Thrills, humor, gadgets, over the top henchmen like Jaws (the only character you should never play as in N64’s Goldeneye because he is too big a target), a great title song, (“Nobody Does it Better” by Carly Simon), and lovely ladies. This movie is the way I will remember Roger Moore as the classic Agent 007, Bond, James Bond.

Welcome to Shibbles N’ Bits

Greetings and salutations my friends. Welcome to my new website! I finally decided to have my own place on the web to share my thoughts and report about all the things going on in the world.

Many reading this who know me already know that I love knowing things and I love to talk about all of them, be it sports, professional wrestling, current events, movies, history, video games, and whatever else pops into my head.

I hope you all like what I will try to bring to this site, and even link my soon to be made podcast to this site as well. I do promise to try and bring original content, humor, and honesty to anything posted here. Any comments or suggestions are always appreciated.

-Michael Shibley